what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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