what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
