I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
