I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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