i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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