You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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