What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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