why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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