He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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