a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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