turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
