You don't have asthma, your pregnant
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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