so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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