office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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