i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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