after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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