glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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