On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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