You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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