I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Randomize
