Welp...herpes.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
A bitchslap is in order.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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