Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I think I just sharted jello shots
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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