You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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