I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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