what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
are you so shy because you have an std?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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