I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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