she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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