He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Randomize
