i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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