they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How does one acquire holy water?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
