mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
