that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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