ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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