i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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