when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just want to make out with him forever
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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