Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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