just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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