i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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