Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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