its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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