and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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