Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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