So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Randomize
