so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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