Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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