I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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