I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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