Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
the raccoons are back...
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