is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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