She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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